Ok..Manufacturers of consumer products have to be liberal with the warning labels these days, lest they get sued. But for these, it's hard to know whether the company is being outright stupid or if they're simply targeting the most brain dead dumb among us.

--- "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

---"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

---"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

---"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

---"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

---"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

---"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

---"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

---"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

---"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.